Check out the latest Funny or Die vid... it'll no doubt be the first of many to parody the war between celeb blogger Perez Hilton and lamest gangsta ever, Black Eyed Pea will.i.am.
Who's in it?Bradley Cooper of Alias/Wedding Crashers/general hotness fame, Ed Helms of the awesome The Office (US), some other dudes and Heather Graham.
When should I see it?Yesterday.
What happens?They go to Vegas and have an almighty bender two days before one of them is set to get married. They wake up amid a destroyed hotel room, a chicken, a baby and Mike Tyson's pet tiger. How did it all happen? They have NO idea but they're sure as hell going to spend the rest of the movie finding out. It must be noted that all fun movies go to Vegas like Swingers and, erm, Oceans 11. Best line?There's an array. At the moment I'm choosing between two of Alan's (Zach Galifianakis) lines: "Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon" and "Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town." Oh, oh and I just remembered there was also Alan's (again!) whole spiel in a letter he prepared earlier containing the hilarity of, “As you may know, I consider myself to be a bit of a loner. Like a one man wolf pack...”
Why I hope Bradley Cooper becomes a massive, massive star after this: He's hot. He's always been hot. He's also funny and smart. In reality. "We did a lot of research for years," he says of night that goes horrifically wrong in the movie. "We're in litigation with Warner Bros to be paid retroactively." Sigh. Do we see Zac Efron walking around using words like that? I think not.
See it? We really have nothing to talk about until you do.
-- Carolyn Stewart Tigers like pepper o'clock, June 9, 2009
Ass like that! It’s time to relive the MTV Movie Awards moment with Brüno and Eminem from, you know, yeterday, in which Sacha Baron Cohen’s Brüno flew across the auditorium in wings and a jock strap and managed to land on Eminem, leaving his buttocks to rest in the rapper's face. Oh, just watch it!
The best bit of the whole thing is when Brüno says "And the winner is Zac Efron!" Poor Zac has NO idea what to do. The thing I think is crazy is how many people insist that Eminem had no idea it was going to happen. Oh puh-lease. I have two things to say about this: 1) Sasha might like getting racist yokels in awkward positions, but he’s not stupid enough to be jeopardising his career by doing that with overly-precious Hollywood types - even if they are only little rappers (Em could still send Fiddy or Dre to get him!). A case in point is the Pamela Anderson scene in Borat, which – however real looking – she had happily admitted was set up. 2) The ‘Brain were in New York for the 2002 MTV Video Music Awards when Eminem went ballistic when Triumph The Insult Comic Dog snuck up next to him during the awards. Oh, have a look! (Sorry about the quality) Eminem vs. Triumph @ VMA
Eminem later admitted he had over-reacted – and had Triumph appear in the "Ass Like That" video – but backstage the MTV people were freaking out about his reaction. Seriously, imagine what he would have done if an ARSE was put in his FACE and he didn’t know? Eminem has been a very important to the network and they would not risk getting him mad again. Oh, and my last point? My Twitter palScott Aukerman, head writer on the awards, confirmed what was already clearly obvious on his blog. “Yes, the Brüno/Eminem incident was staged,” he typed. “That’s all anyone wants to talk about, so let’s get it out of the way. They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show then. Okay, you can stop reading this blog now!” While I did read the rest of the blog, you won’t be able to. After his comment was reported on the net, the post mysteriously disappeared. Silenced by MTV, perhaps? Or did Eminem’s posse threaten to bust a cap? Hmmm.
A List Of Stupid Things So Addictive They Should Be Forced To Reveal Their Top-Secret Hidden Cocaine Content.
1. PRINGLES They say it right there in their ad: 'Once you pop, you just can't stop.' Boy, is that true. While I'll pretty much eat any of them, I don't. Sour Cream & Onion flavour is the only one I ever buy... and then proceed to eat all of. Salad should take note from the humble Pringle: if you tasted more like that, I'd eat more of you. Simple, really. 2. ZAC EFRON Sure, he's got nothing to say about anything and the only interesting things in his life he refuses to talk about but he's just so darn pretty. He's also, like, a way-tops dancer. Plus, I like how he always wears some sort of flannel shirt. It's cosy. Does he actually know there are other types of shirts available? 3. MY BOYS This (CLICK ON ME!) is honestly the worst show on television. Possibly ever. Can I stop watching it? No. 4. TORI SPELLING'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY, sTORI TELLING I am almost through 90210 alum Victoria Davey Spelling's book (that SK gave me for my birthday - ta muchly) and I, quite honestly never want it to end. She's awesome. Read an excerpt hither: (CLICK ON ME!) and then proceed to buy the whole book. You won't regret it. Especially if you want to know what Ian Ziering said to Shannen Doherty.
5. TWITTER While this very morning I unfollowed Anderson Cooper (burn!), there are only a few people who I want to unTwit (Are you listening, Diddy? No, of course you're not. You're too busy sending tweets. every. five. seconds.). Twitter is equal parts boring, annoying and, luckily, fascinating. Did someone say stupid, trivial and a massive time-waster? Oooh! Where do I sign up?
6. POLAR BEARS I want a polar bear. Is that so wrong? I could literally watch them for hours, which would be a plus if, you know, I actually got to own one. LOOOOOOOK: (CLICK ON ME!) Sure it doesn't know what it's own reflection is but maybe that's cos it can't believe it's never seen anything so cuuuuute before!
Over to SK, who will now no doubt attack Zac Efron for being a human oil slick. OK, SK didn't actually say that but he said something much like that just yesterday. Sure, there was alcohol involved but it doesn't mean he didn't say it... nor does it mean he won't defend it.
-- Carolyn Stewart I-need-some-lunch o'clock, March 18, 2009
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