Miley Pole Dances*
*but her song is still ace
Before we get into the horror of what has taken place, let it be said that Miley Cyrus's new song "Party In The USA" is awesome. Please listen so that you can agree asap...
Right, so it's the best thing she's done since "See You Again" - which, natch, was awesome also - and now she's gone and ruined it all with a pole dance (a POLE. DANCE.) at today's Teen Choice Awards. I hate to be all unfun but, dude, you're 16.... poles are not for you. The grainy fan footage of the incident is here but we don't blame you if you can't stomach too much of it...
Oh, she's just being Miley.
A word of advice? Step. Away. From. The. Pole.
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Carolyn Stewart
That's when the DJ dropped my favourite tune, and the Britney song was on o'clock, August 10, 2009
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