Miranda not engaged to Orlando!
Miranda Kerr - who I find snoresville and is lucky she is prettier than she is smart - today denied that she's engaged to totes hot Orlando Bloom.
“No engagement ring,” stated wordsmith Miranda to the assembled press at David Jones in Sydney. “Don’t always believe what you read.”
This sage advice will no doubt come in handy for the world at large when the Victoria's Secret model's guide book for teenage girls (titled Treasure Yourself) hits stands, well, eventually.
In the no-doubt-hefty tome, she will reveal all her self-help secrets on everything from nutrition - can someone who failed to pass kindergarten pose as a nutritionist these days? - to the power of positive thought. Please read the awesome post on one of the The Brain's fave blogs, Diet Another Day, about why Miranda Kerr should be stopped... NOW: CLICK ON ME!
*shudder*
As the great Miranda Kerr once said: don't believe what you read... kids.
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Carolyn Stewart
Is that the time? o'clock, June 3, 2009
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